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Introduction: Welcome to Manaloosa!

I hope you enjoy your stay. Manaloosa is the source of a variety of amazing and amusing stories like those you'll read here. In fact, the entire Sunshine State is home to countless natural and manmade wonders. We have a host of sinkholes, retirement communities and lots of sand and water. Yes, manatees and dolphins abound. But it's the humans that remain wild and unprotected.

Florida dangles enticingly from the east coast of the United States, exposed to water on three sides and suspiciously close to the Bermuda Triangle. The income gap between inland residents and shore-dwelling "Snowbirds" no doubt contributes to some interesting behavior.

So grab your sunscreen, a comfy lounge chair and a cool drink. It gets hot down here.